theoneandonlyoswin:

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profiles - pushing daisies

I suppose dying’s as good an excuse as any to start living.

pushingdailydaisies:

Chuck: You touch murder victims, you ask who killed them, you touch them again, they go back to being dead, and then you collect the reward?
Ned: That’s it in a nutshell.
Chuck: So, you after my reward? I’m not mad at you, I just wanna know. I’ll be mad at you if you lie to me, though.
Ned: I don’t want your reward.
Chuck: I’ll be so mad if you’re lying. You’ll have me scratching the drapes.
Ned: I’m not lying. Please don’t attack the window treatments.

Season 1, Episode 1

pushingdailydaisies:

Chuck: This is Ned. He was my first kiss.
Deedee: You’re adorable! Look at your- (she pinches Ned’s cheek and dies).

Season 1, Episode 1